Regulus & the Sphinx “Lousy T-Shirt” Tee

You followed the interviews. You checked the sky. You refreshed the forums. You were ready for new knowledge.

And all you got was this lousy T-shirt.

An affectionate inside joke for everyone who followed Chris Bledsoe’s account of the Lady, Regulus, and the gaze of the Great Sphinx—and took a personal interest in how that celestial appointment would unfold.

A gold-toned Sphinx and a single red star sit above a wonderfully specific explanation, finished with the classic souvenir-shirt punchline in bold lettering. Soft-white text keeps the design clean against the black tee, giving an exceptionally niche joke a surprisingly elegant home.

Wear it to a UFO conference, your next skywatch, or anywhere someone might stop you and say, “Wait. You were watching too?”

A little cosmic anticipation. A little shared laughter. An excellent excuse to find your people.