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Disclosure Pending. Aliens Present. Embroidered Dad Hat

Disclosure Pending. Aliens Present. Embroidered Dad Hat

Disclosure Is Still Pending. The Aliens Are Not.

The official announcement is taking its time. This cap isn’t.

Embroidered across the front with “DISCLOSURE PENDING. ALIENS PRESENT.”, this low-profile dad cap is a quiet signal for people already paying attention.

Clean, clever, and intentionally understated, it turns disclosure culture into something genuinely wearable—without looking like novelty alien merch.

The relaxed, unstructured six-panel shape has an easy, lived-in feel from the first wear. A precurved visor keeps the profile classic, while the adjustable hideaway strap and subtle back embroidery finish the design.

Product Details

  • Low-profile, unstructured six-panel cap

  • Front and back embroidery

  • Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill

  • Four rows of visor stitching

  • Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap

  • Antique-brass buckle and grommet

  • Lightweight 100% cotton

  • Sewn-in label

  • One size

  • Available in six colors

  • Unisex everyday style

Care Instructions

Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Use a soft-bristled brush for more difficult areas. The entire cap does not need to be soaked.

Regular price $34.99 USD
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  • Designed for Humans
  • Calm Cosmic Aesthetic
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